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Bertlitz Language School - New Curse Words.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Artichoking victim

Heart To Heart

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

Roman Golfer.

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

It's not like you to be late... Forgot to set my alarm cock. (Alarm cock? What did you say that for?!)

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'The frowsting bacchant kept his shelty vicinal.'

'Are you on HRT?'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

'My former boss will tell you I tend to say inappropriate things. But that's because he's an uptight jerk like you.'

"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."

'Physicists talking dirty'

'When we talk, I have to take a lot for grunted.'

"I love it when you talk dirty to me."

"it's just different words for the same thing."