Cheeky Intellectuals Pillows

'Physicists talking dirty'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"The usual? Or will you be having our 'stimulus package'?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Do I have anything to say before you pass sentence? Yes, but you go first. My remarks depend on what the sentence is.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Recession tips & taxes

Classic SM.

'I thought I'd copy my C.V. while the boss is out of the office!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"I always put my assignments at the bottom of the pile, so by the time she gets to it, she'll be too tired to catch all the mistakes."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

Cat's busy calendar

The devil relaxing at home

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

"'One Trip Per Person', read the sign above the salad bar. Luckily for Dan, he had cheek pouches."

'Would you mind stopping by my house on your way home? -- I'd like my Mom to see your report card before she sees mine.'

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

Chastity Belts in the Garden of Eden

"I think of you as my academic wingman."

Cheating to get to the Summit.

The J.A. Dooty, Booty University, School for Smart Asses.

'Before you go on at me, Dad, is it off the record?'

Bertlitz Language School - New Curse Words.

Would you Adam and Eve it?