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'The chili special and a corn dog? Okay, pal -- it's your life.'

Diner.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Breakfast special: Eggs Benedict Arnold, $2.99: 'Yesterday's Eggs Benedict'

"What do you recommend today?"

Here come the bears again, Larry.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

Fast Food Restaurant

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'Tasty.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

"Nice ceiling. Is it stucco?"