Cheeky Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Nun Fight.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Sorry, these are saved."

The King's New Robes.

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

The Living End.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

Easter Island

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Good afternoon, Sir. Did you know a canvasser becomes frustrated and violent every 24 minutes in this country?

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'Here. Drink this till I'm hot.'