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'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Nun Fight.

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

The King's New Robes.

"Sorry, these are saved."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

The Living End.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Easter Island

Keister Island.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Football Fantasies

Let's play hide-the-sausage!