Cheeky Art Lover T-Shirts

Adam with fig leaf flashing Eve

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

Egyptian Football

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Who's the artist?"

Naked Furniture

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

True Mime

Casting out the Shoe Devil.