Cheeky Art Lover Mugs

Adam with fig leaf flashing Eve

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Elephant ass selfie.

Egyptian Football

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

allovertheplace.com

When lice dream.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Elephant and Castle

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

Naked Furniture

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"Who's the artist?"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

True Mime

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting