Lovers Of Cheeky Art Mugs

"I can't eat anything spicy."

The Food Chain

Drunk Barber

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Ether Island

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'It's a bill collector!'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

'You had me at hell.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

The art of painting

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

Shakuhachi!

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Standing on sheets of paper.

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

The Grim Reaper's pets.

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Car cleaning.

"Your new nose needs a mustache."