Lovers Of Cheeky Art Prints

"I can't eat anything spicy."

The Food Chain

Drunk Barber

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'It's a bill collector!'

'You had me at hell.'

Two men in urns holding hands

Football Fish

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

Shakuhachi!

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

The art of painting

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Standing on sheets of paper.

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

The Grim Reaper's pets.

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

'My balls are freezing!'

"Your new nose needs a mustache."