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Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'A cheeky red?'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Imagine

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Sorry, these are saved."

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

Ass-teroids

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'