Cheeky Banter Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Elephant ass selfie.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

A lesson in wit

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

The Art of Bantering!

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'You're looking well.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"I was listening at the door and I overheard the nickname they have for me."

Know-it-alls

"Yes, you look presentable. Now get on!"