Cheeky Charity Supporter Pillows

Band aid

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Men can show their emotions!

Alms Bank

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Me and my money are soon parted

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Sticking out tongue

Rodin's Charity Collector

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

The Height of Impudence.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"Your dump or mine..?"

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Planetless, please help.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."