Cheeky Charity Supporter Pillows

Band aid

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Men can show their emotions!

Alms Bank

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

Me and my money are soon parted

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Sticking out tongue

Rodin's Charity Collector

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

The Height of Impudence.

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Benefactor of children

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'