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"Life's always beddah with plenty of cheddah."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

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'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

The Beard in the Stone

Cheese

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

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A stylized man in pyjamas

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Trendies, INC

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Clock Tower Shadow

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'She'll be back!!!'

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

Beard Wig

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