Cheddar Aficionado Pillows

"Life's always beddah with plenty of cheddah."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

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The Beard in the Stone

Cheese

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

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"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

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Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'She'll be back!!!'

Beard Wig

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."