Cheddar Enthusiast Pillows

"My aged cheddar died!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cheese

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Witches of Instagram

"It makes you look old."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Two men in barber shop

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'