Cheddar Enthusiast Pillows

"My aged cheddar died!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Cheese

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Witches of Instagram

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Beard fails

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Two men in barber shop

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Bearded old man atop mountain.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'