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Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Leopards do change their spots

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Monster chariot races

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"My aged cheddar died!"

"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."

Prelude to 1892 Election

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

'I'm not tall/dark/handsome/personable/witty...but I'm rich as hell!'