Cheddar Chasers Pillows

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

Not bad... How 'bout some cheddar tomorrow? And don;t forget the crackers!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cheese

Chris Froome

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Ornithologist

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Bookworm Romance

Chasing Covid Variants

Discomfort zone.

The weight of winning gold.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

Angel with speed camera.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

A stranger in paradise.

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"My aged cheddar died!"

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

The Cheddar College for Extra Mature Students

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

Muhammed Ali RIP

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.