Cheddar Chasers Mugs

Mice playing miniature golf on a slice of cheese.

Not bad... How 'bout some cheddar tomorrow? And don;t forget the crackers!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cheese

Ornithologist

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Bookworm Romance

Chasing Covid Variants

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Discomfort zone.

'I feel fine too. So what the hell are we going to talk about?'

The weight of winning gold.

Angel with speed camera.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

A stranger in paradise.

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

"My aged cheddar died!"

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"Think about it. Have you ever seen an ugly cardinal—I mean, except at the Vatican?"

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

The Cheddar College for Extra Mature Students

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"And if I didn't bring my co-pay."