Cauldron Aficionado Pillows

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'