Chowder Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The Manhattan clam chowder,… Soho, Chelsea, east village or upper west side?"

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Bloody hell!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Witches of Instagram

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Cowboy

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

French suppers.