Chowder Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The Manhattan clam chowder,… Soho, Chelsea, east village or upper west side?"

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Bloody hell!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Witches of Instagram

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

French suppers.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Jasper's Limo Service.

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