Chat-up Comic Collectors Pillows

'You wish you were an apple and I were your juice extractor? I fear that doesn't sound like a romantic declaration of love, Mr. Doyle'!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cariactures

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"You've changed."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Super Dog'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."