Chat-up Comic Collectors Gifts

'You wish you were an apple and I were your juice extractor? I fear that doesn't sound like a romantic declaration of love, Mr. Doyle'!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"You've changed."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Bears catching fish

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.