Chaser Of True Love Pillows

Love from the Heart

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Out To Lurch

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

Happiness

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."

'I was warned about online dating.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

Perpetual Motion.

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

'Through dieting I lost some weight ... I also lost my reason for living!'

"Look, making you happy is out of the question, but I can give you a compelling narrative for your misery."

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

Taking Cole to Newcastle

'I have the secret to happiness...but the pharmacy bills will cost you!'

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

A man throws darts at a heart.

"I got the grant! I'm researching whether or not money can buy happiness."

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

"No pictures of travel. No pictures of food in restaurants. I'm not sure who I am anymore."