Chart Topper In Diy Gifts

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'This chart has no correlation to data. It's just to us feel good about our big bonuses and perks.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Oceanographer

Flowcharts.

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Optometrist practical jokes

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!

'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

The gold price chart.