Chart Topper Fan Gifts

Blake Shelton

George Michael

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Tree house.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I might just get a pie."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

I love Museum Shops

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

National Park Map

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Age-salary ratio

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

Easter bunny Island.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Weather forecast.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"Wake up."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America