Cartography Fan Gifts

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

National Park Map

Confusing directions,

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Jigsaw Puzzle

"Do you ever feel trapped?"

Welcome to the edge of the street atlas (page 46)

The Outer Banks

Oceanographer

Scottish Independence Vote.

The fundamentals of Human Geography

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

Meanwhile...in Albania

Altered States

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Your shoe's untied.'