Flow-chart Fans Gifts

"I might just get a pie."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Pecking order.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Running

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Age-salary ratio

Organization Chart

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

"This seems to work better for us!"

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'I know last week's class was brutal, but I have all new material today.'

Running machine with pothole.

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

"So if my calculations are correct, you're all completely asleep by now and I can just leave."

"Sorry Helen but you knew I was a management consultant before we got married!"

'Find out what he's up to.'

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