Flowchart Fan Gifts

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

Do you have a problem?. . . Continue on as usual.

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I might just get a pie."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Pecking order.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Running

How Many It Takes

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Age-salary ratio

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Organization Chart

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"This seems to work better for us!"

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

'I know last week's class was brutal, but I have all new material today.'

Running machine with pothole.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."