Flowchart Fans Gifts

When Engineers Crack.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"That one shows our office cliques."

"I might just get a pie."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Running

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Pecking order.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Age-salary ratio

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Organization Chart

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

"This seems to work better for us!"

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

'I know last week's class was brutal, but I have all new material today.'

Running machine with pothole.

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Sorry Helen but you knew I was a management consultant before we got married!"