Flow-chart Fans Prints

"I might just get a pie."

George Michael

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Engineers Crack.

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

Running

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

Pecking order.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

How Many It Takes

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Age-salary ratio

Organization Chart

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

"This seems to work better for us!"

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

'I know last week's class was brutal, but I have all new material today.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Running machine with pothole.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."

"Sorry Helen but you knew I was a management consultant before we got married!"

"So if my calculations are correct, you're all completely asleep by now and I can just leave."

'Find out what he's up to.'