Chart Topper In Diy Mugs

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

George Michael

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"No Jenkins, that's NOT a sales graph - it's my salary increase."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

Oceanographer

'This chart has no correlation to data. It's just to us feel good about our big bonuses and perks.'

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

Flowcharts.

'Okay, here's an abandoned storage locker with some random data that may or may not be useful. We'll start the bidding at $50...'

Bicycle Pie Chart

Optometrist practical jokes

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

The gold price chart.

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"