Chart Trickster Mugs

"There! That looks better."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"