Charmers Of Capitalism T-Shirts

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Lemonade Inc.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

World Economics

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Big business is not evil

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Have you hugged your money today?

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

"Where'd you get that?"

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

'As a young man, I wanted to do something more meaningful than just make money,but fortunately I outgrew that phase.'

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'

"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."