Capitalist Celebrator T-Shirts

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big business is not evil

World Economics

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

Birthday Painting

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

The wedding.

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

'As a young man, I wanted to do something more meaningful than just make money,but fortunately I outgrew that phase.'

St David's Day

Wordplay: Capitalist.

"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."