Capitalist Celebrator T-Shirts

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Louisiana Mask Mandate

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

Birthday Painting

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

The wedding.

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'As a young man, I wanted to do something more meaningful than just make money,but fortunately I outgrew that phase.'

Wordplay: Capitalist.

St David's Day

"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."