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Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Romance in Pink

'Another martini please.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'Mismatched Mantras'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"What would your super-power be?"

'The Stepford Dogs'

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."