Junior Charmer T-Shirts

Precocious boy makes a toast to the ladies

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Online Dating

"Check out this new store."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

'I do kiss up, but there's no tongue involved.'

Benny More

Guitars

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Snake Charmer

'I practice my presentation before tomorrow's meeting and it gets him right to sleep.'

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"