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Steve needed to work on his approach.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Cupid

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"He's a little shy around people."

Sit! Stay!

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

'The Stepford Dogs'

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.