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Steve needed to work on his approach.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Cupid

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'It goes with your eyes.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"He's a little shy around people."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'