Charmer In Training Prints

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Romance in Pink

'Another martini please.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'Mismatched Mantras'

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"He's a little shy around people."

'The Stepford Dogs'

Sit! Stay!