Charity Critique Gifts

"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

"Gee, thanks pal."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Alms Bank

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

Me and my money are soon parted

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

Lemonade without borders.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'