Charity Critique Mugs

"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"You're quitting? You're walking out?? Couldn't you have at least waited until I finished outsourcing the company??!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"I may need you to take the fall for the Swanson mess. So, goeth with pride."

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Alms Bank

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Let's get with it, Miss Ogden -- Spread some papers around on my desk!'

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

Lemonade without borders.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'