Charity Commentator Gifts

"Before you say no to this prescription, let me also say that your monthly tax-deductible gift will help support a pharmaceutical executive in need."

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Future Medicare Prescription Drug Plans: 'When I grow up, help me enjoy my retirement years. But if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"We will remember them."

'All profits go directly to charity'

"Not much point in being humble unless everyone knows about it."

Talk of charities 'providing their impact' is dangerous and misleading.

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

"Any questions?"

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'I plan to privatize everything...so instead of President, I'll run for 'C.E.O'.'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

Softened Up

10% of Your Money Goes to Charity

'That one's got a speech impediment -can't say 'no'!'

"Tell him we don't vote for them wot don't do anyfink."

"If I change my name to Red Cross, can I keep the donations?"

"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

'Don't forget 20 goes on admin costs,'

"I won't be donating my tech billions to this school."

'Then one day money no longer turned me on, so I decided to give it all away to a young dame named 'Charity'.'

BUS, 'The way I see it, if the Government doesn't reward failure, who will?'

'Now that you're home to see what we think - how about you put aside politics...compromise and do your job!'

"We've decided to pay you according to your worth."

American politicians discuss allowing taxpayers to keep some money.