Chaotic Life Enthusiast Gifts

'No! I'm sick!'

Face painting.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Meowlzebub

Paging for a Doctor

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

City centre pub.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"Hell: The Airport"