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'No! I'm sick!'

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Paging for a Doctor

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Meowlzebub

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Hell: The Airport"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

City centre pub.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Unsafe Drain Covers!