Chaotic Carpooler Gifts

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Car Pools.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I forgot my keys!'

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'