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'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Face painting.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Fight or Flight

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Signs of Stress

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Caw blimey!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.