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'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Face painting.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Fight or Flight

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stubborn Horse

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Caw blimey!'

Signs of Stress

Hair Traffic control.