Champion Sock Washer Gifts

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

My feet were cold.

"Your father helped me, too."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.