Champion Sock Washer Pillows

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"

Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

'You're like a new pair of socks. You shrink from washing.'