Chainsaw Comedy Fan Pillows

This could be interesting...

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I can't turn it off.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Chainsaw and Chair

'It's for you.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

Mensans Behaving Badly

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

A tree's revenge.

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?