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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Squeal like a pig!

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I can't turn it off.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

'It's for you.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Mensans Behaving Badly

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

A tree's revenge.

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

Deforestation

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"I'll bet those danged tree-huggers taught them how to do this!"