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Decorations Continued Around Back.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Folk Wedding

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Double Wedding

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Sabrage

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

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